What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Equal rights!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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