Why can't jokes spit?

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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