Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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when debbie meets downer

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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