- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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