Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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