Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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