How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Psychics.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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