- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

autistic kids rock

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Caramel Boing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are red.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

So FDR walks into a bar.

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