what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I like the color potato.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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