- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I'm HIV positive.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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