Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The Morman Religion.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Who wants water? I do.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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