- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

anti jokes are really funny

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

don't just stand there

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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