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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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