- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Sex

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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