- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Black people.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Connor is homosexuaI

360 NO SCOPE

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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