Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

mikey is cute

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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