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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, yup.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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