- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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