whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a black man? A person

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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