- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Communism hehe xd

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