How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Anti Joke

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