A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

mikey is cute

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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