- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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