- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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