- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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