XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Caroline Kelly.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Anti Joke

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