there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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