There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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