Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Guest what in the butt

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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