- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

you give like i give lomain

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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