What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Screw it you write the joke.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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