Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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