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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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