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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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