- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Democracy.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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