- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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