if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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