- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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