What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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