- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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