How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Your sex life.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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