what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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knock knock come in

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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