- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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