Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Anyone can post anything.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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