What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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WNBA

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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