- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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