- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why so serious ?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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