What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Fat people

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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