what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Niall Horan

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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