so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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whats a joke

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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