- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock!? . . No.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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