Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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