Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What is older than history?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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