- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

rent a cops

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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