- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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