- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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