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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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