A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

The holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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