Chlamydia

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Sloths

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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