What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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