- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Women's Rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

women's rights.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Badabing.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

class is canceled. My professor died.

My children are mistakes

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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