A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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