Neil is a reterd.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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