- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Iif your reading this ur gay

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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