Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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