Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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