Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

"Knock knock" Come in!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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