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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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