- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

kieran is a homosexual

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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