I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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