You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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I'm HIV positive.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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