- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Cancer.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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