- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

I am a mime

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