your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Wolfjob.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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