- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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