Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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autistic kids rock

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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