- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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