whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

im not black, im Joseph Kony

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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