- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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