today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

I need to start studying.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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