- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

I'm HIV positive.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Robin, get in the car, please.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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