Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

360 NO SCOPE

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

i killed my family

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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