how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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