- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

roses are red violets should be purple

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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