- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Justin Bieber.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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