Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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