- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

tim has no humor

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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