- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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