- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

800 people died last year. end of story

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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