- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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