Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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my egg roll

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Ebola

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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run farther?

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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