- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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