A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Immigration Laws

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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