- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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