Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Okay.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Who is it?

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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