- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

poopy is poopy

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

nolan is gay

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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