- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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