Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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TELL

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Poker face

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Anti Joke

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