- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Ham sandwich

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

poopoo

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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