- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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