- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

whats long and black? a baton

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Tony Romo

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.