Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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