- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's the new green? Green

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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