what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

whats 7+4? 74

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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