How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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miha kako si?

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Diarrhea

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Roses are red.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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