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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats worse than a kane nothing

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle