- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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