- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

poop.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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