Your Mom The End.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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