- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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