A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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were at work systems r down

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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