- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

class is canceled. My professor died.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I love alchohol!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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