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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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