Knock Knock Who did that?

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women's rights

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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