- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

haha Otarts was here

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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