-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

why did you poop because you are a poop

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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