What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Guess what? AIDS!

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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