Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

batman has diarrhea

hey justin

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...